Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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