guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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