Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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