: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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