You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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