The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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