I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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