if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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