Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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