My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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