He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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