Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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