I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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