Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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