I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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