I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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