I bet he comes in French.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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