you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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