From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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