So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
