you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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