We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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