do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
