try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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