it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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