i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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