What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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