I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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