"it" just moved
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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