Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she looked like the before picture.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I think your dad took our porno
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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