My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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