dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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