yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
