I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
North Korea, Best Korea!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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