My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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