i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
