Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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