There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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