i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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