Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
