No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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