we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
