Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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