Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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