I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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