Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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