He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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