He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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