Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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