hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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