The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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