Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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