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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.

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• (858): View more from California

  last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face

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