It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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