Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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