by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How's work?
Spinning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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