Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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